By Richard Trionfo on 2010-12-13 23:05:07

We are live from New Orleans, Louisiana and your announcers are CM ‘Where is Anne Hathaway for these awards’ Punk, Jerry ‘I would like to thank the Gymboree’ Lawler, and Michael ‘I have to look over my shoulder tonight’ Cole.

Match Number Four: Miz with Alex Riley versus Rey Mysterio

Miz punches and kicks Rey in the corner. Rey with a head scissors to send Miz to the floor. Rey with a seated splash as we go to commercial.

We are back and Rey with a wheelbarrow but Miz blocks it for a moment but Rey with a bulldog and then he drop kicks Miz into the ropes and Alberto Del Rio’s music plays and Miz gets out of the ring. Rey stops everything even through Alberto is on the ramp.

Rey goes to the floor and Miz hits a wheelbarrow suplex into the apron. Miz returns to the ring and gets a near fall. Miz with kicks to Rey followed by a punch. Miz puts Rey on the top turnbuckle and sets for a superplex but Rey stops him. Rey with a head butt to Miz and Miz falls to the mat. Rey with a seated splash followed by a springboard cross body for a near fall. Miz with a kick to Rey and he tries for a rollup but Rey rolls through and kicks Miz and gets a near fall. Miz with a knee. Rey with a drop toe hold and Miz falls into the ropes. Del Rio gets on the apron to distract Rey. Miz knocks Del Rio off the apron. Rey gets a near fall followed by a rollup for a near fall. Del Rio trips Rey and Miz with an inside cradle for the three count.

Winner: Miz

After the match, Rey goes up the ramp after Del Rio.

After the match, the ding dong goes off and Cole has to apologize to his man crush. Randy Orton will have to face Alex Riley and his partner, former WCW Champion David Arquette.

We are back and it is time for the next award and it is going to be presented by Edge.

Edge says that it is an honor to present this Slammy. He says that Kane was supposed to be his co-presenter but he is having his own breakdown. Edge says that he will win the World Title on Sunday. Edge wants a co-presenter, someone he is comfortable with. Someone he has had chemistry with over the years.

Christian comes out and his arm is in a sling. Edge asks how Christian is doing.

Christian says that he hopes Alberto Del Rio wins this award because his peeps haven’t forgotten that Alberto is the reason why he is on the shelf.

“Oh Snap” Meltdown of the Year

The Nominees are

Big Show destroys Jack Swagger’s trophies Edge destroys the Raw GM’s computer Alberto Del Rio injures Rey Mysterio’s arm with a steel chair Batista quits WWE

The winner is Edge. Edge doesn’t think that is a meltdown. He has always been calm and rational. Edge calls the Raw General Manager gutless and vindictive. Edge talks about having the General Manager putting him in a match against Jack Swagger.

Christian’s phone goes crazy and he says that he got a message from the Raw General Manager. Edge wants to know if Christian is serious and Christian says that he was just trying to calm down Edge.

Edge says that he will be the World Champion on Sunday, but there is one thing that remains the same. And Edge quotes. Michael Cole is still a massive tool.

Michael Cole has a hissy fit about Edge’s comments.