WWE RAW DRAFT REPORT: HISTORY IS MADE; NEXT WEEK IT WILL BE BIRTHATAINMENT; BIG NAMES CHANGE BRANDS; TRUTH TELLS THE ‘WHATSAYERS’ WHAT’S REALLY UP
By Richard Trionfo on 2011-04-25 23:05:49
We are live on tape from Raleigh, North Carolina and your announcers are Josh ‘Stand Back . . . there are no Hurricanes in the Stanley Cup Playoffs’ Mathews, Jerry ‘At least our sport will be playing in September after our draft’ Lawler and Michael ‘In this Man Cave, I feel like I could be a Ranger’ Cole.
The seventh draft pick is Alberto Del Rio. This is the first time that Alberto Del Rio has been drafted.
Alberto is in the back with Ricardo and Brodus. Brodus wants to know what this means for him. Alberto ignores Brodus and Alberto tells Ricardo through clenched teeth that it is his destiny.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mumbles Cole is back in the Bell Jar.
It is time to run through the card for Extreme Rules.
Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long comes out and he says that the main event is a six man tag match for the final draft pick. Team Raw will be CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, and Miz versus John Cena, Christian, and Mark Henry.
Match Number Seven: CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, and Miz with Alex Riley and Ricardo Rodriguez versus John Cena, Christian, and Mark Henry in a Draft Pick Match
Miz and Christian start things off and they lock up and Miz with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Miz with a kick and side head lock followed by a flying forearm. Cena is tagged in and Miz gets out of the ring very fast as we go to commercial.
We are back and Cena with an Irish whip and suplex to Miz. Punk tags in and he hits a hip toss and drop kick. Henry is tagged in and he hits a clothesline in the corner. Henry with a head butt and punch. Henry stands on Punk’s chest. Christian tags in and he hits a running forearm and then he goes to the turnbuckles and hits a back elbow. Punk with a back kick and he gets Christian on his shoulder but he avoids the Go to Sleep. Punk with a round kick and then Del Rio tags in and hits a drop kick and gets a near fall.
Del Rio punches Christian and then he Irish whips Christian into the corner and hits an enzuigiri. Miz tags back in and he kicks Christian in the ribs. Miz with a boot to the head and he gets a near fall. Miz with a rear chin lock on Christian and then he applies a side head lock. Christian with punches but Miz pulls Christian down by his shirt. Punk tags in and he kicks Christian in the hamstring followed by a leg drop and gets a near fall.
Punk with a hard Irish whip and then he tags Miz back into the match. Miz with a kick to the ribs and then he kicks Christian in the head a few more times. Christian tries for the Killswitch but Miz gets out of the hold and then he hits the Awesome Clothesline and gets a near fall.
Del Rio tags in and he kicks Christian and then he goes for a divorce court with his knee and then he applies an arm bar. Christian gets to the ropes and Del Rio eventually releases the hold. Del Rio punches Christian and he puts Christian on the turnbuckles. Christian punches Del Rio off the turnbuckles and then he hits the tornado DDT and both men are down.
Miz tags in and so does Cena. Cena with two flying shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb and it is time for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but Mark Henry with a boot to John Cena. Henry presses Christian over his head on the floor and drops him on the ring steps.
Miz and Cena get to their feet and Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale and gets the three count.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, and The Miz
The eighth and final draft pick tonight goes to Raw and it is . . .
John Cena. This is the third time that John Cena has been drafted. He was the first pick in 2005 as well as this year. He is the first person to be drafted twice in the same year.
After the match, John Cena attacks Miz and CM Punk and sends Punk to the floor. Cena hits the Blue Thunder Bomb on Miz and then throws off his shirt before hitting the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then he tosses Miz onto Del Rio, Ricardo, Punk, and Riley.