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By Richard Trionfo on 2011-06-06 23:04:47
We are live from Richmond, Virginia and your announcers are Michael ‘Those are not me in those photos’ Cole and Jerry ‘Are you Tough Enough to be King’ Lawler.
Alberto Del Rio makes his way into the arena in his car and he walks to the ring to talk to the fans. He tells us who he is, but we already know that.
Alberto says that there are words in America to describe what he has been hearing and that is slander. The WWE Universe is saying that he is a hit and run coward. Alberto tells everyone that it was an accident and we have the video tape to prove it.
Alberto says that it was an accident. That is why he wants the Big Show to come out right now so he can apologize. Alberto knows that Show is afraid of him and he points out that he will not run over Show with his car because it is all the way back there in the arena.
Big Show’s music plays and something resembling Big Show comes to the ring on crutches.
Alberto tells ‘Show’ that he is glad that he showed up because he wanted to apologize to him. He says that it was an accident and he asks ‘Show’ if the crutches are too much.
Alberto says that he knows that this is the way for ‘Show’ to avoid paying for the damage. ‘Show’ continues to try to say something but we cannot understand what he is saying.
Alberto asks ‘Show’ if he will drop the charges if he gives him a lot of food.
Alberto says that ‘Show’ got what he deserved because bad things happen to bad people. Alberto tells ‘Show’ to go home, lick his wounds, and never ever disrespect him again. Alberto tells Show not to make him his enemy because he will get hurt. Alberto says that is not a threat, it is a promise. Alberto reminds us that bad things happen to bad people. Alberto winks.
Ricardo announces Del Rio’s name a few times.