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By Richard Trionfo on 2011-06-20 23:06:22
We are live from Baltimore, Maryland and your announcers are Michael ‘Why do people want to keep giving me crabs’ Cole, Jerry ‘King of Old Bay Seasoning’ Lawler, and Booker ‘Air Raid Alert System’ T
CM Punk makes his way into the arena and he has something to say to the people, who are going to be so important on tonight’s show.
Punk sits down in the center of the ring and he says ‘power to the people’ and he says that he would not trust any of them with the content of this television program. What terrible decisions could they make because they live in Baltimore. Punk says that no one can do anything tonight that will guide Punk’s career. He says that he is the best wrestler in the world. He says that he soundly defeated Rey Mysterio at Capitol Punishment. He soundly defeated John Cena last Monday night on Raw. Punk says that wins and losses do matter. Punk says that he is now the Number One Contender for the WWE Championship. He says that this is not a debate or an argument. It is a fact based on his accomplishments over the last two weeks.
Punk wants the anonymous Raw General Manager to send Michael Cole an e-mail to make him officially the Number One Contender to face John Cena at Money in the Bank in his home town of Chicago.
Punk tells the Gender unidentified General Manager that he is not going to leave the ring until he is declared the Number One Contender.
The Ding Dong sounds and so does the computer. Punk mirrors Cole’s announcement and he wants the announcement that he is the number one contender made. Cole quotes that he understands Punk’s demands and he will take them under consideration. He asks Punk to leave the ring.
Punk tells Cole that he loves him and knows that Cole is doing his or her job and they are asking Punk to leave the ring.
The computer tells Cole to tell Punk that he leave the ring now.
Punk says that he is not going to leave the ring until he is made number one contender, but he is going to do snow angels.
The general manager says that he was going to name Punk the number one contender later, but now Punk will have to face Alberto Del Rio.
Punk says that Del Rio has a fluke victory over the Big Show.
The match is now a Triple Threat Match. CM Punk will now face Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio. This causes the first of what will be many Booker T warning alarms tonight.
The stipulations for the match between CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, and Rey Mysterio are: No Disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere, or Submission Match.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Shawn Michaels will be at Raw next week.
Alberto Del Rio drives into the arena and he tells us who he is . . . but we already knew that. He says that he is teaching people about destiny. What happened between Big Show, Ricardo Rodriguez, and his car was an accident. Del Rio says that was not an accident. It was destiny. He also told Big Show that bad things happen to bad people. Alberto says that his victory last night over Big Show was not an accident, it was destiny. He says that he will destroy CM Punk and Rey Mysterio. It will not be by accident, it will be pure destiny.
It is time for the stipulation for the Number One Contender Match:
No Disqualification: 23% Falls Count Anywhere: 66% Submission: 11%
Match Number Four: Alberto Del Rio versus CM Punk versus Rey Mysterio in a Falls Count Anywhere Match to determine the Number One Contender for the WWE Title
Rey with a rollup on Punk and then he tries for one on Del Rio. Del Rio with a kick to Rey and then he stomps on Rey. Rey with a kick to the leg and then he punches Punk. Del Rio kicks Rey and then Del Rio gets back body dropped to the floor. Punk gets a near fall on Rey. Rey lands on his feet and Punk gets sent into the ropes and Del Rio with a clothesline when Rey goes for a 619 way too early and Del Rio gets a near fall.
Punk sends Del Rio to the apron and then Punk tries for a sunset flip power bomb to the floor and he hits it and gets a near fall on the floor. Rey with a senton splash onto Punk as he comes off the apron and Rey gets a near fall.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rey with a head scissors to Punk and a drop kick to Del Rio’s knees. Rey falls victim to a tilt-a-whirl back breaker from Del Rio and he gets a near fall. Punk punches Del Rio and he gets Del Rio on his shoulders but Del Rio escapes. Del Rio with a single arm breaker using the knees. Del Rio with kicks to Punk and then he sends him into the turnbuckles. Del Rio kicks Rey on the apron and tries to send him into the ring post. Rey goes up top with a head scissors and he sends Del Rio into the ropes. Punk gets sent into the ropes and Punk grabs Rey as he tries for the 619. Punk tries for the Go To Sleep but Del Rio with a kick. Punk kicks Del Rio when he tries for the cross arm breaker and Punk gets a near fall that is broken up by Rey.
Punk puts Rey on the top turnbuckle but Del Rio goes up and he hits a power bomb on Punk while Punk hits a superplex on Rey. Del Rio gets a near fall on Rey and then he gets a near fall on Punk. Rey with a kick to a charging Del Rio. Rey tries for a wheelbarrow but Del Rio with a German suplex for a near fall.
Punk kicks Del Rio in the shoulder. Del Rio with an Irish whip and a shoulder into the corner. Del Rio tries for a shoulder on Rey in the corner and Rey moves. Del Rio goes into the post. Punk gets Rey on his shoulders and he hits snake eyes. Punk with an Irish whip but Rey kicks Punk as he charges into the corner. Rey with a somersault splash onto Punk and then he dives through the ropes and hits a suicide dive onto Del Rio.
Rey adjusts his knee brace before he returns to the ring. Rey goes up top and hits a seated senton splash and gets a near fall on Punk. Rey tries for a springboard cross body and Punk channels Samoa Joe and walks away from the cross body since Rey spend so much time in the air.
Punk goes up top but Rey stops him. Rey tries for a super rana but Punk holds on to the turnbuckles. Del Rio with the cross arm breaker but Punk with a leg drop from the turnbuckles and he gets a near fall.
Del Rio with an Irish whip into the corner followed by a running enzuigiri to Punk and Punk goes to the floor. Rey with a head scissors that sends Del Rio into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and Rey goes up top and hits the dive but Punk picks up Rey and sends him into the ring post. Punk covers Del Rio and gets the three count.
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, CM Punk gets the mic and he takes a seat in the ring. He says July 17, 2011 will be the most historic day, not only in the career of CM Punk, but for the WWE as a whole. Not only is July 17th the second annual Money in the Bank pay per view. It is the night that he defeats John Cena for the WWE Championship.
Now it is time for Punk to be brutally honest. Punk says that July 17th is the day that his contract with WWE comes to an end. Punk says that means that when the clock strikes midnight and the 17th becomes the 18th. When Sunday bleeds into Monday, he is leaving. Punk says that he is leaving with the WWE Title.