from Jorge Enrique Abello English Club
My Name is Nobody…and sorry for the “tuteo”(informal you)
by Jorge Enrique Abello
Schumacher may well be champion, but he is detestabel
Michael Schumacher, you will never, believe me; never become a Rolling Stone, even though you maneuver a Ferrari very well at 350km/hr. If Andy Warhol had met you, he would have made a pop version serigraphy of you in maroon. Yes, you are the champion, I agree, six times a champion,that noted, you made Fangio bite the dust, I can put up with that; you break records in each race and then give statements to the press in your"British"english of an educated boy, that I accept; you have what wise ones call"luck of a champion”, but you will be remembered, at least by me, as the most boring champion of all times, that without taking into consideration that the number of times you won over Montoya(who really has blood in his veins unlike the “chucrut”(sauerkraut-German pickled cabbage) that you have in yours)crossing the yellow flag without being penalized.